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October 18, 2010 at 2:27 PM

Well I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah I drunk me a river since you tore me apart.

— Tom Waits

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October 2, 2010 at 10:59 PM

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

— Ernest Hemingway

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September 1, 2010 at 3:48 PM

For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King

— William Shakespeare

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July 28, 2010 at 2:24 PM

“A fight is going on inside me,” said an old man to his son. “It is a terrible fight between two wolves. One wolf is evil. He is anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego. The other wolf is good. he is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion, and faith. The same fight is going on inside you.”

The son thought about it for a minute and then asked, “Which wolf will win?”

The old man replied simply, “The one you feed.”

Jeremy Fink and the Meaning of Life, Wendy Mass (via fuckyeahliteraryquotes)

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July 22, 2010 at 3:55 PM

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

— Herm Albright

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July 16, 2010 at 10:17 AM

There are times when you’ve got to forget what you want and go for what you deserve

— Unknown

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July 9, 2010 at 11:49 AM

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness.

— Richard Carlson

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July 6, 2010 at 5:17 PM

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July 6, 2010 at 11:15 AM

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world

— Kaiser Wilhelm

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July 2, 2010 at 11:44 AM

Happiness is in the heart, not in the circumstances.

— Unknown